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My Father's Sacred Sword

from Cartoon Funk by Louie Zong

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I am on a quest
For my father's sacred sword
Unparalleled in craftsmanship in all the land

The blade, the blade!
Sharper than a dragon's fangs
Cuts through foes like a big knife through a ham

All i ever wanted was to fill his giant shoes
I'll retrieve his sacred blade, there's no way that I could lose!


.....Wait, what?

What? What do you mean?
You're telling me he stole it from a guy when he wasn't looking?
What? What do you mean?
You're telling me my father was a lousy good-for-nothing?

No! I don't believe you!
Foul demon begone

So you're telling me -
That he stole a sword to impress the ladies?
And - furthermore -
That he was a no good crook who would steal from a baby?

No! I don't believe you!
Lying beast begone!

I am on a quest for my father's sacred blade
I know it's so strong and so cool
People lie and besmirch my father's name -

Bronkius Bonehead
The Village Fool

(god rest his soul)

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from Cartoon Funk, released June 17, 2022

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