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songbook

by Louie Zong

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what'd you expect? some magic for free? a conjuring spell - wine into tea? i'll do what i can, but magic's not cheap and no one's as good a wizard as me dragon in your yard, a haunted bidet - when it comes to magic, you get what you pay so empty out your coffers and gimme all your gold! i'll take care of your problems if you do what you do what you're told i'm on call for kings and queens, for royalty young and old - so cough up, bud. i need money.
2.
let's skate! 01:50
i can't go backwards oh no i can hardly go at all oh fancy tricks they don't suit me cuz i'm just trying not to fall well i like you and i think you like me too so come on over baby put on your skating shoes and let's skate! right foot over left, left foot over right would i say its love? yeah i just well might
3.
oh? a weary traveller wandering the streets i know a place for you a place that can’t be beat now don’t be shocked. don’t be scared - by the prices or the food its all in good fun. and so let me say to you - welcome to the inconvenience store where you get less bang for your buck cmon down for negative deals on things that probably suck welcome to the inconvenience store where i add insult to your injury i dont have what you want and i dont have what you need
4.
shrek on the rolling tv the greatest appliance i crashed the family pc downloading they might be giants everything old is cool again but what about me? i wasnt even cool at the time say hi to my bus driver ron he’s hard of hearing sometimes i stay afterschool for lego engineering everything old is cool again but what about me? i wasn’t even cool at the time everything goes around in a circle everyone is lame in the end everything goes around in a circle everyone is lame in the end
5.
a bird's got a right to fly where he likes, or so i thought that day a dove like me is a bringer of peace, but seems its not that way when arizona's pitcher woke up that morn the whole wide world was about to mourn a mourning dove who dove just a little too soon - the day that randy shot me down oh, i flew up to heaven the day that randy shot me down he's almost six foot eleven got that triple digit speed on that fastball he took me right down with feathers and all when randy woke up, he chose violence he wound up and threw and then there was silence the crowd erupted in a cry heard round the field the day that randy shot me down will be remembered forever the day that randy shot me down all the birds live in terror got that triple digit speed on that fastball he took me right down with feathers and all
6.
ham gum was once just a dream he says he loves you he says it with meat he comes to buy a meat wreath and he makes his cider out of beef he's thinking about his meat cape he says he's waiting for that garbage ape the meat fairy's coming along so heathcliff won't you play your meat song (meat song)
7.
how dare you make a fool of me? you've come barking up the tree i hope that many locusts make you their main focus and i hope your cow rolls down a hill! may all your chickens lay rotten eggs the chickens themselves are fine, but you are greatly inconvenienced! i hope your corn it rots and your blue cheese, it does not and i hope your cow rolls down a hill! let me clarify, i'm not for mindless ill will but i must share that i would love your pie to fall right off your window sill i hope a rogue tornado sends your farm into the stratosphere and i hope your cow rolls down a hill! i hope your cow rolls down a hill.
8.
people tend to overlook the smaller things the biggest and the loudest roar is what they’re looking for but what i wanna see was way before the wings smaller than the smallest dinosaur i want you to see what you mean to me oh trilobite a little roly poly, eradicated wholly you had a pretty good run oh trilobite bumming round the ocean i just love the notion but now you’re over and gone and done oh trilobite
9.
spelling champ 2003 don’t got friends, but at least i won the bee got penitent for the win now seventh grade can see how cool i am now seventh grade can see how cool i am well, at spelling not talking still working on that but i’ll rattle off letters for a word from a hat standing on stage in ill fitting clothes don’t know bout anything but words i know those don’t know bout anything but words i know those
10.
dodongo! 01:05
deep within the ground big lizard waits DODONGO! DODONGO! run the other way suffer its flames DODONGO! DODONGO!
11.
tycho brahe 01:44
oh thick wits, blind watchers of the sky contradiction, always telling lies well the sun’s in motion earth stays perfectly still a nose of silver, perfectly fits the bill ive made the calculations and ive figured out the rules ive lived life like a sage, and im gonna die a fool im tycho tycho, dont wanna let you down i gotta go i gotta go, ive gotta go to town im tycho tycho, my bladder’s gonna blow but before i go i just want you to know that the sun revolves around you and me i must say goodbye, for i can no longer speak my soul sets in darkness, and will rise in perfect light i have loved the stars too truly to be fearful of the night
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wobbly 01:30
see the sun for minutes at a time its been so long since it was fine there's no reason or no rhyme what happened yesterday? fluctuating here between some chaos and some normalcy time holds no meaning here for me i feel some kinda way

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released March 11, 2021

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