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a very good wizard
01:07
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what'd you expect?
some magic for free?
a conjuring spell - wine into tea?
i'll do what i can,
but magic's not cheap
and no one's as good a wizard as me
dragon in your yard,
a haunted bidet -
when it comes to magic,
you get what you pay
so empty out your coffers
and gimme all your gold!
i'll take care of your problems
if you do what you do what you're told
i'm on call for kings and queens,
for royalty young and old -
so cough up, bud.
i need money.
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2. |
let's skate!
01:50
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i can't go backwards oh no
i can hardly go at all
oh fancy tricks they don't suit me
cuz i'm just trying not to fall
well i like you
and i think you like me too
so come on over baby
put on your skating shoes
and let's skate!
right foot over left,
left foot over right
would i say its love?
yeah i just well might
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3. |
inconvenience store
01:28
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oh? a weary traveller
wandering the streets
i know a place for you
a place that can’t be beat
now don’t be shocked. don’t be scared -
by the prices or the food
its all in good fun. and so
let me say to you -
welcome to the inconvenience store
where you get less bang for your buck
cmon down for negative deals
on things that probably suck
welcome to the inconvenience store
where i add insult to your injury
i dont have what you want
and i dont have what you need
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shrek on the rolling tv
the greatest appliance
i crashed the family pc
downloading they might be giants
everything old is cool again
but what about me?
i wasnt even cool at the time
say hi to my bus driver ron
he’s hard of hearing
sometimes i stay afterschool
for lego engineering
everything old is cool again
but what about me?
i wasn’t even cool at the time
everything goes around in a circle
everyone is lame in the end
everything goes around in a circle
everyone is lame in the end
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a bird's got a right to fly where he likes,
or so i thought that day
a dove like me is a bringer of peace,
but seems its not that way
when arizona's pitcher woke up that morn
the whole wide world was about to mourn
a mourning dove who dove just a little too soon -
the day that randy shot me down
oh, i flew up to heaven
the day that randy shot me down
he's almost six foot eleven
got that triple digit speed on that fastball
he took me right down with feathers and all
when randy woke up, he chose violence
he wound up and threw and then there was silence
the crowd erupted in a cry heard round the field
the day that randy shot me down
will be remembered forever
the day that randy shot me down
all the birds live in terror
got that triple digit speed on that fastball
he took me right down with feathers and all
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heathcliff's meat song
00:38
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ham gum was once just a dream
he says he loves you
he says it with meat
he comes to buy a meat wreath
and he makes his cider out of beef
he's thinking about his meat cape
he says he's waiting for that garbage ape
the meat fairy's coming along
so heathcliff won't you play your meat song
(meat song)
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how dare you make a fool of me?
you've come barking up the tree
i hope that many locusts
make you their main focus
and i hope your cow rolls down a hill!
may all your chickens lay rotten eggs
the chickens themselves are fine, but you are greatly inconvenienced!
i hope your corn it rots
and your blue cheese, it does not
and i hope your cow rolls down a hill!
let me clarify,
i'm not for mindless ill will
but i must share that i would love your pie
to fall right off your window sill
i hope a rogue tornado sends your farm into the stratosphere
and i hope your cow rolls down a hill!
i hope your cow rolls down a hill.
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oh, trilobite
01:25
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people tend to overlook the smaller things
the biggest and the loudest roar is what they’re looking for
but what i wanna see was way before the wings
smaller than the smallest dinosaur
i want you to see
what you mean to me
oh trilobite
a little roly poly,
eradicated wholly
you had a pretty good run
oh trilobite
bumming round the ocean
i just love the notion
but now you’re over and gone and done
oh trilobite
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9. |
spelling champ 2003
01:02
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spelling champ 2003
don’t got friends, but at least i won the bee
got penitent for the win
now seventh grade can see how cool i am
now seventh grade can see how cool i am
well, at spelling
not talking
still working on that
but i’ll rattle
off letters
for a word from a hat
standing on stage in ill fitting clothes
don’t know bout anything but words i know those
don’t know bout anything but words i know those
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10. |
dodongo!
01:05
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deep within the ground
big lizard waits
DODONGO! DODONGO!
run the other way
suffer its flames
DODONGO! DODONGO!
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11. |
tycho brahe
01:44
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oh thick wits, blind watchers of the sky
contradiction, always telling lies
well the sun’s in motion earth stays perfectly still
a nose of silver, perfectly fits the bill
ive made the calculations and ive figured out the rules
ive lived life like a sage, and im gonna die a fool
im tycho tycho, dont wanna let you down
i gotta go i gotta go, ive gotta go to town
im tycho tycho, my bladder’s gonna blow
but before i go i just want you to know
that the sun revolves around you and me
i must say goodbye, for i can no longer speak
my soul sets in darkness, and will rise in perfect light
i have loved the stars too truly to be fearful of the night
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12. |
wobbly
01:30
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see the sun for minutes at a time
its been so long since it was fine
there's no reason or no rhyme
what happened yesterday?
fluctuating here between
some chaos and some normalcy
time holds no meaning here for me
i feel some kinda way
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a cheerful guy making cheerful tunes
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